July 22, 2025

That Scene From Every Movie Where the Dead Person Gets Cremated

Photo by Tom Swinnen on Pexels.com

When we spread my brother’s ashes in the apple orchard just below the barn, they never blew back in our face and made us sneeze or got in our mouth and made us do a spit-take like they do in the Big Lebowski and all the other hundred movies where the wind blows all the ashes of their loved ones back in their faces.

But it would’ve been much funnier if it had.

And I think my brother would’ve enjoyed it too.

He’d been about to turn eighteen, so I think it would’ve been kind of like the last middle finger of youth.

But in a loving, joking, immature kind of way.

About the Author

Benjamin DrevlowBenjamin Drevlow  is EIC of BULL and poet laureate of bull. You can check out more of his bull stuff at thedrevlow-olsonshow.com or on twitter, insta, face, bsky, & threads @thedrevlow.

Related Flash
Rusted metal plate

Mulberries

By Jon Doughboy

“June in the rustbelt and we’re raving drunkenly down the street trying to catch mulberries in our mouths as they fall, chomp chomp chomp their bloody juice and save them from the sidewalk.”
people sitting on bench at a bus stop

A List of the Reasons Women Feel Shame

By Sage Tyrtle

“My whole big self stumbles into a woman in a baseball hat who mutters fat bitch and I open my mouth to say I’m pregnant, as if she’s right to say it.”

white volvo semi truck on side of road

A Highway of Whispered Rain

By Victor D Sandiego

“All the dead truckers from the pileup on the highway gathered around the afterlife elm to proclaim their retroactive innocence.”

Pin It on Pinterest

Share This