By Bryce Emley

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here’s my number,

So call me maybe?

— Carly Rae Jepsen, “Call Me Maybe

Having never met, this is what I’ve observed of you: you are not who you are, but a slant-rhymed chorus, a shared moment in a nightclub that doesn’t exist, a set of perfect bangs draped like a walrus fin across a Photoshopped forehead.

I can only know you as I can know a painting in braille, a canteen of melted glacier from the deepest cavern of Antarctica, the will of God leather-bound on a bookshelf, a radio broadcast from the scene of a tragedy in a country I’ve never heard of.

I can know you as far as the only thing I can know about you: you’ve read this, and you are the reader.


Bryce Emley is a freelance writer/editor and has served on staff with The Florida Review, H_NGM_N, and BULL. His writing can be found in Prairie Schooner, The Cortland Review, The Pinch, Pleiades, and other places; he writes regularly for Matador Network.

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